the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
the run-of-the-mill outdoors
the ordinary lakes
earth’s eh-est heroes
60 years on the throne, so the rest of you bitches can suck it - XO, the real Mother of Dragons.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!
Except her dragons are her corgis. Suck it, Daenerys.
(via thepiehoe)
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
(via mywifelinda)
i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
(via orchardandbroome)
Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: tiedyemustache, via pinch-mee)
